Overheard(& seen) in Asbury Park :

Velour tracksuit woman(they still sell those?): I used to describe my husband by saying Actually, he often reminds people of Bruce Jenner.  He just asked me to stop doing that. 

Paint brush in back pocket of Jurassic pants
guy: I'm taking 5 medications, & 3 of them are just to deal with you.

2 cell phone Big Mac eater: I need a personal assistant rather than an inevitable 3rd x-husband. 

Too tight fancy suit gorgeous man: My wife said I shouldn't say anything negative about marriage until after you've been married a while, but your wedding is over 6 months away & I have so much to share.

Effervescent older woman:  (LONG CUTE STORY) And then I kissed everyone, the servers too, & went home to bed with the cats.


(Me) I think I'm starting to understand I belong right here in Asbury :).